i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
Presenting my Lego Iron Man Hall of Armor!
From left to right, bottom to top (of the underground part): MARK 1, MARK2, MARK3, MARK4, MARK5 Silver Suitcase,
MARK6, MARK7, MARK8, MARK9, MARK10, MARK11, MARK12, MARK13, MARK14, MARK16 Nightclub, MARK17 Heartbreaker, MARK18 Cassanova, MARK19 Tiger, MARK20 Python, MARK21 Midas, MARK22 Hot Rod, MARK24 Tank, MARK25 Striker, MARK26, Gamma, MARK27 Disco, MARK28 Jack, MARK30 Blue Steel, MARK31 Piston, MARK32 Romeo,
MARK33 Silver Centurion, MARK34 Southpaw, MARK35 Red Snapper, MARK37 Hammerhead, MARK39 Gemini, MARK40 Shotgun, MARK41 Bones, MARK42, Bleeding Edge, War Machine, Iron Patriot.
Top floor, The Lab, L-R: MARK44 Ultron Executioner, Deep Space Suit, Normfrost Suit.
Topmost: Landing pod from The Avengers.
Annex, top: Hulkbuster
Annex, bottom: Hulkbuster Mech Suit.
Below: Gantry Machine form the first film.
On the floor: Tony Stark
#ironman #ironmanproject #lego #hallofarmor #everythingisawesome
A collection this magnificent deserves a stark reblog. :D
"So I made some carnivorous mammals.”
"And I made some carnivorous birds.”
"You did indeed."
"I know, evolution. Those were nice."
"Well, I’ve got a new one."
"Carnivorous potatoes! They’ll have, like, tiny, sticky hairs to trap the little mites that crawl by underground. Then the mites die, and the potato can absorb their nutrients.”
"Are you serious?"
"Of course I’m serious."
"Death by potato?"
"That’s the idea."
"I’m… not really sure what to say to that."
"Sometimes inspiration just strikes me, you know?"
The french have grown more powerful.
Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.
Notice anything strange about the bread?
I didn’t either. That’s because…
…no cuts were made there in the first place!
The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!
How, you ask? Look to the second photo.
While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.
Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?
The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.
It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?
This illustration explains it all.
While I am… ahem, not the best artist…
(Didn’t I go to art school?)
The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…
The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!
Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.
as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.
if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.
If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.
Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.
Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.
And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.
Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.
It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.
Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”
You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”
Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.
Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.
Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.
In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!
Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.
But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.
Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.
I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.
The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!
The defense has an explanation for this positioning.
The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!
what the actual fuck tumblr
PHENOIX, that’s the WRONG photo!
You also neglected to account for the height of a solid breadboard in your illustration OR that “novelty” equates to function. This particular novelty, made from poly resin, is available here if your Honor or any of the court is interested.
Case closed. XD
ELLA & PITR’S ANAMORPHIC PAINTINGS PROJECT
Anamorphic: an intentional distortion.
The artistic duo Ella and Pitr (a.k.a. Papier Peintres) are best known for their street frame collages have taken their art to another level. Together they scouted out beautiful spaces that had been abandoned and then spent the next two months in Eitenne transforming these rare spots into wonderful illusions. Depending on the angle you take your picture in front of the backdrops, one can seem as if they’re actually captured in a frame.
All in all, they painted 11 different anamorphic paintings that were photographed and used as part of a campaign for the National Dramatic Center of St. Etienne.
it should be nice to have a magic house like this :D